So what we do here each year as a warm up for the Oscars is, I break down each of the 24 categories. The idea is to both familiarize everyone with the category and its history. I look at what the major trends are throughout the past bunch of years, how the precursors tend to go, whether they matter or not, that sort of stuff. I look at how the category came to be this year, and just anything else that seems totally pertinent about it. Then I rank each of the nominees and tell you what their likelihood (at this particular moment in time) of winning is.
This is all prelude to my giant Oscar ballot that I’m gonna give you. But I figure, if you have these as the warmup, it’s not as intimidating. You’ll have seen a lot of the pertinent trends here and we’ll all be able to reference these as a sort of cheat sheet. Plus it shows you where my head is at for how I think each of the categories are gonna go, and you can see me working my way up to all the bad decisions I usually make while guessing. Pretty much, with this, you’ll have a pretty good idea of how the category is gonna turn out.
Today is Best Live Action Short. You know, that category you never pay attention to, that not even the ceremony will pay attention to this year, because they’re probably gonna announce it over a commercial break.
Year | Best Live-Action Short Winners |
1931-1932 | (Comedy) The Music Box
(Novelty) Wrestling Swordfish |
1932-1933 | (Comedy) So This Is Harris!
(Novelty) Krakatoa |
1934 | (Comedy) La Cucaracha
(Novelty) City of Wax |
1935 | (Comedy) How to Sleep
(Novelty) Wings Over Everest |
1936 | (Color) Give Me Liberty
(One-Reel) Bored of Education (Two Reel) The Public Pays |
1937 | (Color) Penny Wisdom
(One-Reel) The Private Life of the Gannets (Two Reel) Torture Money |
1938 | (One-Reel) That Mothers Might Live
(Two Reel) Declaration of Independence |
1939 | (One-Reel) Busy Little Bears
(Two Reel) Sons of Liberty |
1940 | (One-Reel) Quicker’n a Wink
(Two Reel) Teddy, the Rough Rider |
1941 | (One-Reel) Of Pups and Puzzles
(Two Reel) Main Street on the March! |
1942 | (One-Reel) Speaking of Animals and Their Families
(Two Reel) Beyond the Line of Duty |
1943 | (One-Reel) Amphibious Fighters
(Two Reel) Heavenly Music |
1944 | (One-Reel) Who’s Who in Animal Land
(Two Reel) I Won’t Play |
1945 | (One-Reel) Stairway to Light
(Two Reel) Star in the Night |
1946 | (One-Reel) Facing Your Danger
(Two Reel) A Boy and His Dog |
1947 | (One-Reel) Good-Bye Miss Turlock
(Two Reel) Climbing the Matterhorn |
1948 | (One-Reel) Symphony of a City
(Two Reel) Seal Island |
1949 | (One-Reel) Aquatic House Party
(Two Reel) Van Gogh |
1950 | (One-Reel) Grandad of Races
(Two Reel) In Beaver Valley |
1951 | (One-Reel) World of Kids
(Two Reel) Nature’s Half Acre |
1952 | (One-Reel) Light in the Window: The Art of Vermeer
(Two Reel) Water Birds |
1953 | (One-Reel) The Merry Wives of Windsor Overture
(Two Reel) Bear Country |
1954 | (One-Reel) This Mechanical Age
(Two Reel) A Time Out of War |
1955 | (One-Reel) Survival City
(Two Reel) The Face of Lincoln |
1956 | (One-Reel) Crashing the Water Barrier
(Two Reel) The Bespoke Overcoat |
1957 | The Wetback Hound |
1958 | Grand Canyon |
1959 | The Golden Fish |
1960 | Day of the Painter |
1961 | Seawards the Great Ships |
1962 | Hereux Anniversaire |
1963 | An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge |
1964 | Casals Conducts |
1965 | Le Poulet |
1966 | Wild Wings |
1967 | A Place to Stand |
1968 | Robert Kennedy Remembered |
1969 | The Magic Machines |
1970 | The Resurrection of Broncho Billy |
1971 | Sentinels of Silence |
1972 | Norman Rockwell’s World… An American Dream |
1973 | The Bolero |
1974 | One-Eyed Men Are Kings |
1975 | Angel and Big Joe |
1976 | In the Region of Ice |
1977 | I’ll Find a Way |
1978 | Teenage Father |
1979 | Board and Care |
1980 | The Dollar Bottom |
1981 | Violet |
1982 | A Shocking Accident |
1983 | Boys and Girls |
1984 | Up |
1985 | Molly’s Pilgrim |
1986 | Precious Images |
1987 | Ray’s Male Heterosexual Dance Hall |
1988 | The Appointments of Dennis Jennings |
1989 | Work Experience |
1990 | The Lunch Date |
1991 | Session Man |
1992 | Omnibus |
1993 | Black Rider |
1994 | Franz Kafka’s It’s a Wonderful Life |
1995 | Lieberman in Love |
1996 | Deer Diary |
1997 | Visas and Virtue |
1998 | Election Night |
1999 | My Mother Dreams the Satan’s Disciples in New York |
2000 | Quiero ser |
2001 | The Accountant |
2002 | The Charming Man |
2003 | Two Soldiers |
2004 | Wasp |
2005 | Six Shooter |
2006 | West Bank Story |
2007 | Le Mozart des Pickpockets |
2008 | Spielzeugland |
2009 | The New Tenants |
2010 | God of Love |
2011 | The Shore |
2012 | Curfew |
2013 | Helium |
2014 | The Phone Call |
2015 | Stutterer |
2016 | Sing |
2017 | The Silent Child |
Here’s how this category works: They nominate five shorts. You maybe see them all or see some of them. You guess which one you think is gonna win. One of them wins. Maybe you’re right, maybe you’re not.
That’s it.
Best Live-Action Short
Detainment
Fauve
Marguerite
Mother
Skin
I never know what the hell they’re gonna pick. This year, they went all serious. No idea what to make of this, but as of last night, I’ve seen all five of these. So I’m just gonna guess wildly and hopefully be slightly more confident come Oscar night.
Rankings:
5. Skin — I have no reason to really put this fifth other than it’s the one that didn’t really move me any way. The premise is never really capitalized on and it’s slightly ridiculous. Basically — it’s from the point of view of a child who is raised around racist rednecks. It’s all normal to him, but he’s like, five. Meanwhile, at the supermarket, a black guy smiles at the kid and the dad takes it upon himself to beat the shit out of the dude in the parking lot with his racist buddies. Then later, the guy’s friends abduct the dad, drug him, and tattoo him from head to toe so he looks like a black person. Then when they release him back to go home, his wife thinks it’s a black person breaking into the house and his son shoots him dead in the doorway. So yeah. That’s the short. Doesn’t really do much of anything. I know the fact that it’s becoming a feature (or is a feature… it played at Toronto) may lead you to think it’s more of a contender. But I tend to look at this as, “What’s gonna move the voters emotionally?” And that’s any direction. Serious or cute. And this isn’t that. So I’m treating it as fifth for now until I see something that makes me feel otherwise.
4. Mother — The best premise, I’d say. But also the one that does the least with it. A woman gets ready to go out when she gets a call from her young son, who is out on a trip with his father. He says he’s out on a beach, alone, and the father left a while ago and hasn’t come back. The kid has no idea where he is, only that they walked a long through trees and he can’t see any sign of people or anything other than sand and rocks. Oh, and his battery is dying. So of course the mother freaks out, tries to get a hold of anyone and calls the police. And you see this stressful situation in real time. Oh, and then the kid sees a man, who starts approaching. So the idea is that it’s truly the worst situation you could be in as a parent. But it just ends. The battery dies right as the man approaches the boy and the mother rushes out to start driving to find out where the hell he is. And then the camera tracks in on the grandmother with this almost cartoonishly ominous music as it just kind of cuts out. Feels way too heavy-handed and light on execution of the premise to win. I could be wrong, but unless they’re going all in on just the premise, I’m not sure this will do enough for them for a vote. I guess we’ll see.
3. Fauve — This well could win. It looks the best of the three. I’m not sure it’s a complete short, but it gets the job done on most levels. It’s about two boys playing in the middle of nowhere. On an abandoned train and in a quarry. They’re having some sort of game, which I guess the objective is who comes across as stronger or something. They keep giving and taking points. Then eventually they get to a big open area, where one of the boys gets stuck in quicksand. And basically he drowns. The other boy tries to figure out how to help, but when there’s no one and he comes back, the other boy has completely gone under and is gone. So the boy walks all the way back to the road, alone and traumatized. And then he gets picked up and driven back by a woman, totally changed from the experience. And it just kind of ends. There’s an image of a fox, which is a callback to something that happened earlier, but otherwise it just ends. It feels like it could almost be a complete short, but I don’t know if it’ll add up for voters. I’ll give it a slight edge over Mother, but it’s also in that realm of “I wish there were a bit more to grasp onto here.”
2. Detainment — This is the most complete of the shorts. It’s the longest, and is definitely emotional. The two lead performances are very strong. The two boys do a lot. But it’s somewhat of a problematic short in that it’s based on a real murder in the UK from the 90s. The James Bulger case. Basically two ten year old boys picked up this two year old at the mall, kidnapped him, tortured him and murdered him. And they left him on the train tracks where his body was later run over by a train. The short is built around police transcripts of the interviews with the boys. People in the UK are upset because it humanizes these boys, by showing them as ten year olds. Which I kind of get. It shows them as scared children and doesn’t fully get into all the fucked up stuff they did. But also, did you want to see the stuff they did (which apparently consisted of sticking batteries in the kid’s ass and also throwing bricks at him)? It’s emotional enough to where it could get votes. Not sure it makes it a distinct favorite over Fauve or Mother, but it at least feels more like a total package than anything else here.
1. Marguerite — This is the only thing resembling an “uplifting” short, which is why I’m giving it the edge. They seem to grasp onto anything uplifting here, unless it’s something like The Phone Call, which ends tragically, but is a complete short with great performances and makes you feel something along the way. So I’ll give this the edge on emotion, even if, like most of the other shorts, it feels incomplete. It’s about a female caretaker of an old woman. The old woman is just kind of accepting of death and waiting for her time to come. One day, she finds out her caretaker is a lesbian. It brings back old memories of hers, which involve her having a crush on a friend of hers but being unable to do anything about it because of the era. So she married a man and moved on. But she never forgot her feelings. So one night, she admits this to her caretaker and asks what it’s like to make love to a woman. The caretaker, as she puts the woman in bed, gives her a kiss and gets in bed with her. That’s really it. It just kind of ends. There’s no real emotion there, but you could read into something. Mostly I was wondering if she was giving her some sort of medication overdose as she did it, but it wasn’t set up in any way so I don’t think that’s the case. But I don’t know. Some people might see this as life-affirming or something, so I’ll make it the frontrunner. Honestly, I have no clue with this one and I think it can go four or even five deep. I truly don’t know what to make of this crop that they gave us this year. I’m sure I’ll be just as stumped on Oscar night as I am now. The good news is I always expect to get this category dead wrong, so it’s not like it’s anything outside the norm.
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